So, sis when will my boobies grow?

It rains, and rains all the time in Singapore. What ever happened to Global warming? Bring on the drought, so I can get out without carrying an umbrella! So with that, I am so gleefuly entrusted with taking care of my 5 year old niece. She's an amazing bundle of joy, no doubts about it. However, along with the ever youthful 5 years of life experience comes a million questions that anyone would just wish to run the opposite direction. Its not that, I wouldnt love to impart my life experience to her.. but at 5 years of age. I doubt her mom would like her uttering the words "boobs and ass". Screw Mtv! for creating a whole new generation where they learn things way too fast.

How did the questions start? Damn, pussycat dolls sings.. "When i grow up I wanna have boobies" and little 5 year old girl goes, so when will I get my boobies? Then big sister Sam goes, errrrr... you know what boobies are? Little 5 year old girl goes.. "yeah only girls who are pretty gets them". Big sis Sam says the unimaginable... "yes". End of conversation.

So, i may have thrown the fastball here by gettin out of the conversation and just agreeing with her. Or I just may be overreacting totally and she may forget about it. Whichever way it is, if she was to ask me next about sex. Im going to stick to the crane story and never letting a boy hold your hand cos it can impregnate you. It was a story I truly believed in when I was at my naive stages.